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Today is Thursday, August 22

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Today, August 22 in 
1968 Pope Paul VI arrived in Bogota, Colombia, for the start of
the first papal visit to Latin America. Pope Paul VI was the pope,
who outlawed the pill and made it's use a "Capital Sin". 
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Today's Bonehead Award: Couple Charged After Children Found in 'Unlivable' Home Infested with Spiders, Cockroaches _______________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! _______________________________________________ The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois. --- Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880) _______________________________________________ These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or 'Hawaii.' So there they stood arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. So they asked a gentleman: 'Excuse me sir, is Hawaii pronounced 'Hawaii' or 'Havaii?'' The gentleman said, 'Havaii.' So they both looked at each other, and as the gentleman was leaving, one of the two said to him, 'Thank you.' The gentleman replied by saying, 'Your velcome.' ________________________________________________` _____________________________________________________
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___________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Eugene Bergener, 50, Moranda Young, 32, Nampa, Idaho Couple Charged After Children Found in 'Unlivable' Home Infested with Spiders, Cockroaches An Idaho couple faces a number of injury to child charges after police said they found children living in a house infested with thousands of cockroaches and hundreds of spiders. Officers were dispatched to a home in the 400 block of North Bailey Avenue in Nampa, Idaho late Thursday afternoon, Aug. 15 for a welfare check. A reporting party told police she had received second-hand information that the house could be infested with cockroaches. According to reports, as two officers approached the house, they could smell a very pungent or odor of urine emitting from the residence and (when) looking in the front window, (saw) cockroaches crawling on the sofa. A resident - later identified as Eugene Bergener, 50 - allowed officers to enter and search the house. There were cobwebs on every corner and every wall, between the wall and ceiling, Officer Matt Richardson wrote in his report. In the kitchen, there were dead cockroaches all over the floor on the counters and on half-eaten food on the counter. There was a black pan that had dead cockroaches in it. There were dirty dishes that had cockroaches crawling all over them. Bergener told officers he sleeps on the couch, and the female resident later identified as Moranda Young, 32 sleeps in the master bedroom with four children. Officers learned the woman sleeps on the bed with the three youngest, and the oldest sleeps on the floor with the cockroaches, Richardson wrote in his report. The master bedroom bed (had) dead cockroaches all over it. There were also live cockroaches crawling around in the master bedroom The odor in the residence was so strong, it was burning my nose. It smelled of urine, and there were pets inside the residence as well, the officer added. According to Nampa Police Department spokesman Gary Marang, the four children who were also living in the home girls ages 1, 3, 4, and 13 are in the temporary care of Idaho Health and Welfare Department officials. It was not immediately clear how the children are related to the couple. Bergener and Young were each charged with four misdemeanor counts of injury to a child and were booked into the Canyon County Jail. Both pleaded not guilty. Bergener was also incarcerated on a probation violation for a previous crime.
DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Alex Re: Spam with my own address forged in as sender Dear Webby, I get all kinds of mail that has my address forged into the sender address. Since I DO send mail to myself as a fast way to record and file notes, I can't block my own address and spam gets through the same way. How do I filter forged addresses? Alex Dear Alex You will notice that spammers usually fake some name other than yours, but forge your address as the sender address. Put your name into the sender name field. All email programs have a way of doing that, even OE. With MailWasher it is then easy to make a filter that IF the Sender address contains big-al@domain.com AND the sender address does NOT contain "Alex B" then dump the mail automatically, don't even list it. If your address has been assigned and contains your entire first and last name, then make the sender name slightly different, for example by adding a middle initial. If the incoming mail has your email address as the sender, but does not have that middle initial, then it gets quietly murdered in the backround and dumped, unseen. Have FUN! DearWebby
Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. My friend had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, she thought, I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I'll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present." She took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith examined the tray carefully, shook his head and said, "Lady, this can only be done so many times!"
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"According to 'Mondern Bride' magazine, the average bride spends 150 hours planning her wedding. The average groom spends 150 hours going, 'Yeah, sounds good.'" ---Jay Leno ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com Kitchen Time Saver - Cook Two Casseroles When making a casserole, double the ingredients and make two. Cook one and store the other in the freezer. Cover the casserole in plastic wrap and then aluminum foil before freezing. Use a marker to write the date on the foil. Casseroles can be frozen for 3 months. thriftyfun.Com ____________________________________________________
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___________________________________________________ As the woman was instructing the new maid on the great care required in handling certain valuable household objects. She pointed to the dining room and said with great satisfaction, "That table goes back to Louis the Fourteenth." "Oh, that's nothing," the maid interjected. "My whole living- room set goes back to Sears the fifteenth." ___________________________________________________ "What kind of music do you sing?" "Aqua-pella." "Don't you mean 'a cappella', singing without instrumental accompaniment?" "Nope. I mean 'aqua-pella', singing accompanied only by the water coming out of the shower-head ___________________________________________________ I ran short of money while visiting my brother, so he loaned me $50. After I returned home, I wrote him a short letter every couple of weeks, enclosing a $5 check in each one. A couple of months into this, he called me one evening just to tell me how much enjoyed the letters, regardless of the money. I had never written regularly before. Eventually I sent off a letter that contained the last $5, completing my repayment of the loan. The next week I found an envelope in my mailbox. It was from my brother. Inside was a check for another $50. ------ Have you ever sent a check or PayPal to show that you like my letters? __________________________________________________
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Today, August 22 in
1485 The War of the Roses ended with the death of England's King
Richard III. He was killed in the Battle of Bosworth Field. His
successor was Henry V II. 

1567 The "Council of Blood" was established by the Duke of Alba.
This was the beginning of his reign of terror in the Netherlands. 

1642 The English Civil War began when Charles I called Parliament
and its soldiers traitors. 

1770 Australia was claimed under the British crown when Captain
James Cook landed there. 

1775 The American colonies were proclaimed to be in a state of
open rebellion by England's King George III. 

1846 The U.S. annexed New Mexico. 

1851 The schooner America outraced the Aurora off the English
coast to win a trophy that became known as the America's Cup. 

1865 A patent for liquid soap was issued to William Sheppard. 

1902 In Hartford, CT, U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt became the
first president of the United States to ride in an automobile. 

1906 The Victor Talking Machine Company of Camden, NJ began to
manufacture the Victrola. The hand-cranked unit, with horn
cabinet, sold for $200. 

1910 Japan formally annexed Korea. 

1911 It was announced that Leonardo da Vinci's "Mona Lisa" had
been stolen from the Louvre Museum in Paris. The painting
reappeared two years later in Italy. 

1932 The BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) began its first TV
broadcast in England. 

1941 Nazi troops reached the outskirts of Leningrad during World
War II. 

1951 75,052 people watched the Harlem Globetrotters perform. It
was the largest crowd to see a basketball game. 

1959 Stephen Rockefeller married Anne Marie Rasmussen. Anne had
once been a maid for the powerful and wealthy Rockefeller family. 

1968 Pope Paul VI arrived in Bogota, Colombia, for the start of
the first papal visit to Latin America. Pope Paul VI was the pope,
who outlawed the pill and made it's use a "Capital Sin". 

1972 Due to its racial policies, Rhodesia was asked to withdraw
from the 20th Olympic Summer Games. 

1973 Henry Kissinger was named Secretary of State by U.S.
President Nixon. Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize in the same
year. 

1984 The last Volkswagen Rabbit rolled off the assembly line in
New Stanton, PA. 

1986 Kerr-McGee Corp. agreed to pay the estate of the late Karen
Silkwood $1.38 million to settle a 10-year-old nuclear
contamination lawsuit. 

1990 U.S. President George H.W. Bush signed an order for calling
reservists to aid in the build up of troops in the Persian Gulf. 

1990 The U.S. State Department announced that the U.S. Embassy in
Kuwait would not be closed under President Saddam Hussein's
demand. 

1990 Angry smokers blocked a street in Moscow to protest the
summer-long cigarette shortage. 

1991 It was announced by Yugoslavia that a truce ordered on August
7th with Croatia had collapsed. 

1991 Mikhail S. Gorbachev returned to Moscow after the collapse of
the hard-liners' coup. On the same day he purged the men that had
tried to oust him. 

1992 In Rostock, Germany, neo-Nazi violence broke out against
foreigners. 

1996 U.S. President Clinton signed legislation that ended
guaranteed cash payments to the poor and demanded work from
recipients. 

2004 In Oslo, Norway, a version of Edvard Munch's "The Scream" and
his work "Madonna" were stolen from the Munch Museum. This version
of "The Scream," one of four different versions, was a tempera
painting on board. 

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